2028 Debates Now Include a ‘Dunk Tank’ Round: A Splash of Democracy
Splashdown Sensation: The Introduction of Dunk Tanks Dunk tanks have officially entered the 2028 debate scene, adding a splash of excitement and watery theatrics. With origins rooted in the carnival...
Man Announces He’s Going to Clean His Guns, Wife’s Hilarious Bet Ensues
The Great Gun Cleaning Proclamation In the household of a certain couple, a bold declaration echoed through the halls: it was the husband's momentous announcement to clean his guns. This noble...
Gun Rights Group Proposes Tax Deduction: Making Practice Aimed at Savings
Bullseye Bonanza: Tax Deductions for Target Practice Gun enthusiasts and accountants alike may soon rejoice. A new proposal aims to introduce tax deductions for every round fired during practice...
Deer Found Watching YouTube Videos: Learning New Tricks to Outsmart Hunters
Deer Turn Tech-Savvy In an unexpected twist, deer have been seen using technology to outsmart hunters. They are reportedly turning to digital platforms, learning strategies on how to evade their...
Vance's Beef with Tinseltown Vance has found himself at odds with Hollywood's portrayal of Appalachia. His grievances highlight both the repetition of tired stereotypes and the impact they have on...
Governor's Home Run: Diversity Bill Signed Governor Quirkle's latest bill mandates diversity in sports and insists on helmet policies for T-ball. This new law not only aims to protect young...