Local Activist Says Voting Is Oppressive… When Everyone Disagrees!
The Quirky Quotations of a Local Luminary Packed with charm and wit, the local activist's sound bites offer a unique take on democracy, mixed with a hint of personal agenda. His words paint voting...
Epic Brain Reveal Shocks Nation When a political candidate confessed to possessing a fully functional brain, it created waves of astonishment and bewilderment across the nation. The revelation...
Senator Criticized for Supporting Free Speech Stirs Laughs with ‘Approved Kind’ Clarification
The Oopsie-Daisy Clarification The Senator found themselves tangled in a web of their own words, attempting to support free speech but swiftly adding a twist. Unwrapping the meaning of 'approved'...
White House Declares Month-Long Celebration of Diversity: The Approved Group Edition
Dance of Diversity: White House Throws a Party With a Plus-One Policy In a whimsical display of selective inclusion, the White House decided to host a lively celebration of diversity. However, entry...
City Council Approves ‘Honk Tax’ to Curb Traffic Chaos: Pay Per Beep!
Honk Tax Hootenanny: The City's Quest for Quieter Streets In a spirited attempt to tackle the chorus of blaring horns, the city council has pulled a page out of the playbook titled "How to Silence...
NFL Announces New Rule: Tackling Apologies Required Before Playful Pandemonium
Sincerity or Silliness: The Essence of the New Tackling Apology Rule This new NFL regulation has sparked quite the conversation on the field. Players now must pause, offer a heartfelt apology before...