Breaking: Politician Cancels Speech—Mic Mishap Sparks Unplanned Silence
Speechless in Seattle: The Silenced Politician In Seattle, a politician was left speechless when she discovered that the microphones lacked modern filters. Suddenly, speaking unfiltered seemed too...
City Council Bans Lawn Signs: The War on Visual Pollution Begins
The Great Lawn Sign Exodus With the City Council's recent ban on lawn signs, an unexpected drama unfolds in driveways and front yards across town. While some residents mourn their mini billboards,...
Candidate Promises to Lower Taxes: Federal Offices to Become Airbnb Hotspots
The Quirky Quest for Couch-Surfing Congress In an attempt to tackle high taxes, a candidate proposes a novel solution: transforming federal offices into Airbnb rentals. This offbeat idea beckons a...
New Policy Proposal: Replace Senate Debates with Rock Paper Scissors to Spare Us All
Innovative Legislative Simplification Transforming back-and-forth Senate debates into matches of rock-paper-scissors offers a fresh twist on legislative efficiency. This novelty introduces...
Experts Predict 2025 Elections Will Be Decided by Meme Quality: Forget Policies, Bring the LOLs
Memes Take the Throne In 2025, the spectacle of political campaigns has shifted from traditional broadcast ads and policy debates to social media battlegrounds where memes reign supreme. This...
Congressional Hearing Turns Chaotic: Amnesia Unites Opposing Sides in Laughter
The Befuddlement Begins Amidst a frazzle of confusion, chaos erupted as members of Congress found themselves mystified by their own vehement discourse. Spirited exchanges turned into a puzzling...