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JD Vance's Pie Declaration Rolls Into Congress
JD Vance has tossed a new pie into the political oven, proposing a bill that might unite Middle America in sweet harmony. This initiative isn't just...
JD Vance Crowns Appalachia as America's Beating Heart
JD Vance unearths Appalachia's potential as the cornerstone of American culture, with sweet tea acting as the region's lifeblood.
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The Art of Decoding Elite Jibber-Jabber
In a world where coffee choices are conversations and dinner parties require unique vocabulary skills, the nuances can leave many puzzled. With a touch of...
Vance Swaps Congressional Dumbbells for Dandelions
Trading the clamor of the gym for the tranquility of his backyard, Vance finds that gardening provides both exercise and peace of mind.
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JD Vance Unveils 'Name Pronunciation' Hotline
JD Vance has introduced a hotline dedicated to solving the age-old problem of pronouncing his last name correctly. This initiative aims to provide...
Vance's Sizzling Sunday Supper Legislation
J.D. Vance has cooked up a new policy that aims to bring families together like mashed potatoes and gravy. His legislation offers tax credits to families...