Unearthing the ‘Woke Gene’ Recent explorations into the human genome have humorously suggested the presence of a 'Woke Gene,' a metaphorical gem that might explain why some adults seem to...
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The Great TikTok Tizzy TikTok personalities are experiencing a digital dilemma, as their dreams of endless virality crash into a reality dictated by algorithms. Behind the screen, ByteDance pulls...
Breaking: ‘Woke’ Baffles Over 30s, But It’s Definitely Bad, Study Says
The Great 'Woke' Confuzzle America is in disarray as citizens over 30 struggle with defining "woke." A misunderstanding of this trendy term seems to have sowed seeds of confusion, primarily due to...
Congress Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons, Except for Hunters with Really Bad Aim: Aiming for Laughter
Aiming for Change: The Assault Weapons Ban In a move that left the nation both relieved and amused, Congress announced a ban on assault weapons—unless you happen to be a hunter with the aim of a...
Unmasking the 'Pay Your Fair Share' Plan The proposed tax plan promises fairness but introduces unexpected twists in taxpayer identities. Intended to ensure equitable contributions, it humorously...
Amazon Adds Trigger Warnings to Books, But Leaves Marx Untouched
A Sticky Notion of Bookish Alerts Amazon's decision to add trigger warnings to its vast library of books has sparked a flurry of reactions. Notably, The Communist Manifesto is conspicuously left out...