Poll: 92% of Americans Trust Dogs Over Congress – Who’s a Good Representative?
Canine Confidence Soars Above Congressional Credibility The national survey's results are eyebrow-raising and tickle the funny bone. A whopping 92% of Americans exhibit more trust in their...
President Signs Executive Order Banning Plastic Straws — Unless You’re a Lobster at a State Dinner
The Great Straw Ban Saga As the world grapples with environmental concerns, the executive decision to ban plastic straws has ignited debates and quirky implications. His decision allows lobster...
Supreme Court Rules in Favor of ‘Tax Exempt’ Man: Legal Laughter Ensues
A Taxing Decision: An Overview In a remarkable legal twist, a man who identifies as ‘Tax Exempt’ has caught the attention of the Supreme Court. This decision sets a unique precedent that bears...
Once Upon a Truthy Tale In a world where the Ministry of Mis...Information sprinkles sparkly dust on fibs, everything becomes 'official narratives.' They promise shorter tales, yet those tales seem...
Senator Proposes 9-Day Workweek: A Comedic Take on ‘Patriotic Sacrifice’
The Unconventional Workweek Unveiled Senator Hardwick's bold idea of a nine-day workweek has sparked debates about its impact on tax revenue and public sentiment. This proposal explores an altered...
Breaking: D.C. Lobbyist Mistakenly Registers as a Human – Hilarity Ensues
The Great Identity Mix-Up: A Lobbyist's Tale In a twist befitting a satirical comedy, a D.C. lobbyist mistakenly filed paperwork declaring personal existence as a mere mortal rather than as a...