JD Vance Introduces New Memoir: Laughs, Lessons, and Headlines
From Porch Swings to Politics: The JD Vance Journey In this journey of swing benches and campaign speeches, JD Vance transitions from humble beginnings in Appalachia to the complex corridors of...
JD Vance Declares Appalachia the Heart of America, Fueled by Sweet Tea and Charm
JD Vance Crowns Appalachia as America's Beating Heart JD Vance unearths Appalachia's potential as the cornerstone of American culture, with sweet tea acting as the region's lifeblood. This section...
JD Vance’s Latest Book: Coastal Elites Befuddled by Common Sense
The Art of Decoding Elite Jibber-Jabber In a world where coffee choices are conversations and dinner parties require unique vocabulary skills, the nuances can leave many puzzled. With a touch of...
Vance Refuses to Join Congressional Gym: Yard Work Outmuscles Treadmills
Vance Swaps Congressional Dumbbells for Dandelions Trading the clamor of the gym for the tranquility of his backyard, Vance finds that gardening provides both exercise and peace of mind. Comparing...
Breaking: JD Vance Introduces Bill Declaring Pie as Middle America’s Beloved Bite
JD Vance's Pie Declaration Rolls Into Congress JD Vance has tossed a new pie into the political oven, proposing a bill that might unite Middle America in sweet harmony. This initiative isn't just...
JD Vance Opens Hotline: Hilarious Help for Name Pronunciation
JD Vance Unveils 'Name Pronunciation' Hotline JD Vance has introduced a hotline dedicated to solving the age-old problem of pronouncing his last name correctly. This initiative aims to provide...