Local Mayor Declares Potholes a Protected Habitat: Roads Saved, Drivers Not So Much
Pothole Paradise: Local Mayor's Wild Proclamation In what can only be described as a creative twist on infrastructure management, the local mayor has declared potholes a protected habitat. This bold...
The Big Bucks Gambit In an unexpected twist, the government has chosen to fight inflation with bolder currency moves. Introduce novelty improvements in currency size and not just value. Economic...
Congress Considers New Holiday: National Day of Vague Statements Gains Traction
Dawning of the Vague Age The National Day of Vague Statements has potentially found its strongest supporters in the very halls of Congress. This new holiday idea raises questions about how and why...
New ‘Woke-o-Meter’ App: Politicians’ Gauge for Outrage Levels
Unveiling the ‘Woke-o-Meter’ App Unlocking the mysteries of political outrage just got easier. The ‘Woke-o-Meter’ app promises to measure and calibrate responses with pinpoint precision,...
The Great Weekend Debate Detox Bill Who knew political tranquility could be legislated? The Great Weekend Debate Detox Bill aims to bring serenity to Saturdays and Sundays by stopping partisan...
Breaking: Politician Denies Using Teleprompter While Clearly Reading From One – The Art of Improv?
Cue Cards or Conspiracy? Politician's Teleprompter Tango In a comically intriguing dance between screens and speeches, a politician confidently denies using a teleprompter while scrutinizing...